Hyppo and Critter: Bottom Top Charity
Critter don’t seek the limelight. Remember, he’s just a humble average department store worker. But it can be a little hard to swallow when he sees Hyppo jaunting to and fro metropolises in his...
View ArticleJuvenile Criminal Thoughts
I have no idea if this is a 20 gauge. This is not a blog particularly concerned with the accurate identification of firearms. I do believe, however, it is a shotgun. This week brought the news that a...
View ArticleHittin’ Run
Sadly, binary is not a workable template for real world problems. Most things are just not that simple. They don’t fit neat and tidy in the binary box. Oh, how I wish they would. Drive drunk? I feel...
View ArticleTaxing FIRS
FIRS = F-word of your choice + IRS. Are you enjoying national tax day? Are your taxes done? Or have you committed a boo boo? The local news has been reporting the scam for months. Clever identity...
View ArticleI Chop To The Trees
Image courtesy of Richard Hogg. (Click for original.) The people in the self-described “weird” city of Portland, Oregon are serious about many things. Like roses, microbrew, recycling, bridges, kale,...
View ArticleAfter School Special: Booze Lotto Parenting
World’s greatest mom. Sure, you love kids, so you gleefully punched out one, two or even octo-quantities of them. (Hint: Almost as many as a nine-round ammo clip.) But then, like a baby chick a few...
View ArticleThat’s no bar! It’s a playground!
We are required by the Department Of Redundancy Department to post this public notice: We reserve the right to redundantly repeat topic coverage as we see fit. It is no accident if this content feels...
View ArticleHalloween: Scary and Tragic
This is an acrimonious post. It’s not well written. It’s basically just a stream of consciousness. Pointless, really. I advise you to move along. –Ed. Do you have happy memories of Halloween nights...
View ArticleSocietal death spasms
Neighbor kills neighbor. Don’t worry, though. They will pay for what they’ve done. Especially if they hate the inconvenience of annoying paperwork, attending a couple of hearings and paying a fine....
View ArticleThe Business Omen: Bodes of Portends
My organization asked me to select a vendor, conduct negotiations, and secure their services. To that end I put on a suit and tie. I also washed myself. (With soap this time.) This was important....
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